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Hi. I'm Emily. I'm 17. I live in New Jersey. I have irrational fears, like pools and butterflies.
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maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

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babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

fffcuk:

bettywhite4ever:

fffcuk:

it snew today

i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word

the post that ruined my life

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reginasmom:

motto
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the-chandelier-swing:

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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vxpo:

Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.

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deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

image

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esthersworld:

gifss-heaveen:

HAHAHAHAHA !

The “hope” sign gives it a very nice touch!