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Hi. I'm Emily. I'm 17. I live in New Jersey. I have irrational fears, like pools and butterflies. I'm obsessed with Marina and the Diamonds, One Direction, My Chemical Romance, Ed Sheeran, and the Pirates of the Caribbean sound track. I'm weird and say things that make people feel awkward and uncomfortable. *starts to sing america! fuck yeah!* on post limit ( ) ~ Assassins Creed 3~
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jauneamarillo:

shrek is love, shrek is life
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ollivander:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs
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science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.
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brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
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beyoncempire:

when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

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poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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